Nothing Ever Happens

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

Cast & Crew

Director

Roy Mack

Jack Lionel Bohn

The Baron

Charles Judels

Waistline

Jane Gale

Scramchen

Geraldine Dvorak

Madam

Curtis Karpe

Prizering

Clarence Rock

The Room Clerk