The Moof Milkers

With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.

Cast & Crew

Peter Bonavita

Narrator

Craig Cackowski

Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch

Patrick Cotnoir

Narrator

David Dastmalchian

Kylo Ren

Eric Edelstein

Chewbacca

JoJo Ginn

R2-D2