Hi I Need to Be Loved

Actors from Craigslist audition for a film by reading spam emails from a teleprompter. Three are cast: A Dancer, A Chef, and A Milkmaid. Is this poetry or malware?

Cast & Crew

Director

Marnie Ellen Hertzler

Isobel Arnberg

Dairymaid

Eric Brown

Onion Chef

Maya Martinez

Woman in the locker room